While we're on the subject of Boris the Bounder, the blonde moptop or whatever other nickname bestowed upon that man with the contrived manner who still thinks it's such a scream to use words like piccaninnie, let's take a look at one of his politicial positions. This, incidentally, is of relevance to any left-footers in London who are dumb enough to think of afixing their cross next to his name in the upcoming mayoral ballot. Johnson, who is himself responsible for four live births, is an advocate of population control
, a position he inherited from his father, Stanley, who considered himself an exceptional enough human to exceed the kind of reproductive quota he'd impose on others, siring seven children. This aquatic creature wonders what the winsome Petsy's opinions of Johnson's version of fertility regulation are.