The Time is Now
Um, er, we stand at a turning point in history, most significant American presidential election since um, Kennedy, the er, unstoppable force of change and er, epoch making, first African American president, he's like a rock star, isn't he? And so on and so forth, plenty of time to swoon a bit later.
Look, anyway, Dolphinarium readers, I have a treat for you, ok? Voltaire's Priest is going to liveblog you through the experience. So Veep, it's over to you.