Cynic: A person who smells flowers and looks for the coffin
Thursday, July 01, 2010
Spot the difference
What, bombs in Brum Baghdad, you're 'aving a laugh intcha, guvnor? Naaah, they aint bombs, mate, that booming noise you can 'ear is the Josemaria Escriva memorial reggae sound clash and fireworks display, innit. Oy, see this box daahn 'ere, full of bottles of the purest lweel de serpent, special offer, twenny quid the lot.